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Botany Bay – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Heidi Phylum Genus and her boyfriend Flanders Nickels go on a date to far-away Botany Bay, the swimdress capital of the world. Heidi is there to buy herself some swimdresses. Flanders is there to look at the swimdress women. Lo, a centaur comes charging upon the beach, grabs a hold of one of the swimdress women on the beach, and carries her away without her will to his centaur den. There is trouble in paradise for Heidi and Flanders. But they find out here that their eternal destiny is hellfire and brimstone as long as they keep saying, “No,” to Jesus, Who wants to become their Saviour. What will they do about Christ?

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April 1, 2025

Novels

The Angel of Xanadu – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Flanders and Lisa “Gravel ” Nickels, born-again Christians, and their two she-unicorns, WhiteHouse and CasaBlanca, live in the countryside with a sand dunes in the front yard. Gravel is attired in a black and yellow old-time cheerleader uniform. Lisa’s whole family is lost in their sins; and six she-griffins—demons–want to keep them lost. The four who live in the sand dunes are called of God to be griffin-slayers. Flanders wields in battle a scythe. Gravel wields in battle a sickle. These griffins need to be slain in battle before Gravel can convince her family of their need for Jesus.

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March 25, 2025

Stories

The Forrest Cheerleaders – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Stacey and Jaycee, identical twin sisters, are the Forrest Cheerleaders. Stacey Forrest dresses in a red cheerleader uniform, and Jaycee Forrest dresses in a yellow cheerleader uniform. They are both born-again Christians. But their boyfriends, Flanders and Proffery, are not born-again believers. Flanders’s answer to life is lots of dogs. Proffery’s answer to life is lots of money. The Forrest cheerleaders’ answer to life is the Lord Jesus. And trouble comes among the four because of this.

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January 24, 2025

Stories

Milady – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Milady Marguerite DeMornay is starting out her new life in the country in Pembine, Wisconsin, with her two big dogs. One dog is her longtime friend “Cask,” a St. Bernard. The other dog is her new friend, “Mass,” a Mastiff. Roaming the countryside, Milady discovers four beautiful little sand dunes in the middle of a field of wilderness. Day by day, Bible verses about the King of the Jews she finds written by a stick in each sand dune. Cask is all for these Scripture verses. But Mass is against these Scripture verses. What will Milady do about the King of the Jews? (more…)

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January 23, 2025

Stories

The Blonde Bombshell – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Flanders Nickels, a born-again Christian, prays that God give him a pretty girl in a pretty prom gown for a girlfriend. Meanwhile a born-again Christian lady in a prom gown, also a born-again believer, prays that God bring back into her life prayer meeting to enjoy. Her name is Patricia Whiz Bang—the blonde bombshell. They meet, bond in fellowship, and become boyfriend-and-girlfriend-in-Christ, and their prayers are answered. Behold, another prom dress girl comes along, comely Kyrie Key Kendricks. And this woman comes between Flanders and Patricia. (more…)

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January 14, 2025

Stories

The Comely Bridezilla – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Miss Hundred Per Cent is about to get married. And she thinks that the wedding is one hundred percent all about the bride. Hence the comely bridezilla.
Her wedding dress is made of ten different wedding gown fabrics all in one dress. She makes her groom, Flanders Arckery Nickels, to pay for the dress. She makes her best friend, Holly Bough Ivy, to pay for the wedding. And the ceremony must be exactly the way that she planned it out for herself. But her ways catch up with her, and God humbles this bridezilla.

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January 9, 2025

Stories

The Wedding Bride – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Allyson Alicia Ally, the wedding bride, is going to marry her fiance Proffery. But they are not born again, and they get into many arguments as boyfriend-and-girlfriend. Their best friends, Flaurie Flossey Threepennies and Flanders are both born again, and they, too, are boyfriend-and-girlfriend; but they do not argue and fight with each other. And Flaurie and Flanders pray for the souls of Allyson and Proffery. The wedding bride’s dress has one hundred buttons on the back. And the day of the wedding is drawing near. And the wedding bride and the wedding bridegroom have another big fight before the wedding.

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January 6, 2025

Stories

The Maillot Maker – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

The maillot maker, Flanders Nickels, has just finished his work on his masterpiece of a women’s one-piece swimsuit. It is a dazzling Chevron-stripe pattern which is put on with strings and hooks and eyes in the back. Right away a beautiful woman named “Tracey Title Chalkey” comes into his shop. She wants to buy this swimsuit. Flanders is born again. Tracey is lost in her sins. It is up to him to lead her to Christ. But her two little sisters come in, one who likes to push things and one who likes to pull things. And they bring trouble with them into this shop just as Tracey is about to pray and get saved.

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December 31, 2024

Stories

The Centaur Keeper – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

qMiss Heidi H. Highness, the centaur keeper to her pet centaur ‘Centurion,’ is a born-again believer living both for the world and for the Lord. When she chooses to enjoy the world, she dresses in a provocative black attire and rides her centaur to the county fair to see her boyfriend Proffery and to do wicked things for adults with him. When she chooses to enjoy fellowship in the Lord, she dresses in her fetching white attire and rides her centaur to the Baptist church to see her boyfriend Flanders and to do good things in the Lord with him.

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December 23, 2024

Stories

The Swimdress Twins – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

The swim dress twins, Gretchen and Destiny Lycra, get together for fellowship and good times with their boyfriends Flanders and Proffery and their boyfriends’ big dogs Fleet and Genre. But the elder swim dress twin has a problem in her walk with Christ—Bible-reading is no longer her favorite thing to do. The younger swim dress twin also comes upon a problem in her Christian walk–she cannot pray the way she used to pray. Their Christian boyfriends promise to help them to get back to God. But two persecutors are making life hard for them—these adversaries being ‘the wolf’s keeper’ and ‘the keeper’s wolf.’

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December 16, 2024

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My collection of Christian short stories, numbering one hundred in all, I affectionately call ‘My Canon of Horsetails and Cattails.’ And my collection of Christian novels, numbering fifteen in all, I affectionately call ‘My Canon of Griffins and Unicorns.’ And my pen name—Flanders Nickels—I came up with from nowhere some time back in the mid-1980’s. And my writing ministry for God I happily call ‘My Canon Ministry.’ I use only the King James Version Bible. And I am a fundamental Baptist. I hope that you have fun reading for free on this website. And I myself became a born-again believer in Christ in a most wondrous time around Christmas in 1990 in a soul-changing twelve days which I fondly call ‘My Twelve Days of Christmas.’ It is written, ‘”…, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved,…” Acts 16:31.’