Four born-again believers—Gretchen and her boyfriend Flanders and Destiny and her boyfriend Proffery—fellowship together in an idyllic sand dunes in northern Wisconsin …
How does one get to Heaven?
It is as easy as ‘ABC’: A—Admit. B—Believe. C—Call.
Admit that you are a sinner who cannot save himself. Believe that Jesus died on the cross for you and rose again the third day. Call upon God and ask Him to save your soul. If you do this, you will never have to go to Hell.
It is written, ‘For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.’ Romans 10:13.
To accept this free gift of eternal life, simply pray this following prayer from your heart and mean it:
‘Dear God: I am a sinner. I am sorry for my sins. Forgive me. I believe that Jesus shed His blood and died on the cross for me. And I believe that Jesus rose from the dead three days later. Please become my personal Saviour and give me everlasting life in Heaven. In Jesus’s name I pray. Amen.’”
Flanders Nickels and Jodi DeGroot, the woman he led to salvation last week, are on a rendezvous at Selfridge Park in Ripon, …
Tracy Zephyr, a wicked woman allowed into the countryside paradise called ‘the land,’ killed a believer named ‘Flanders,’ here. She hates Christ …
At an abandoned lone silo in the countryside Flanders Nickels finds pretty Jenny Lourdes come back into his life. He is a …
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The Lord Jesus sits on His throne in Grande Prairie, ruling the world of the Griffin Lands and its griffins and people. In the town of …
Flanders Nickels and his girlfriend Dionysius Derby Drakeshire, both born again and devout in Christ, have somehow lost their first love for prayer. Yes, both of them want to pray, but neither of them can “pray any higher than the ceiling” anymore. The two Christians need to learn from God what is wrong in their walk with Christ in order to get back that good old joy of prayer in their daily life once again.
Flanders Nickels, a Christian writer, is dating Aphrodite Dea Tea, a nonChristian singer. Proffery Coins, a Christian drawer, is dating Bitsy Shea Windemereshire, a nonChristian woman gymnast. And Regal Sixpence, a Christian soul-winner, is dating Redde Steady Westminster, a non-Christian woman boxer. The saved men are dating unsaved women. This makes the men unequally yoked together with their girlfriends. God disapproves of this. And the Good and holy Lord has to rebuke them to make them live for God as He wills.
qMiss Heidi H. Highness, the centaur keeper to her pet centaur ‘Centurion,’ is a born-again believer living both for the world and for the Lord. When …
Flanders Nickels, not born again, falls for a picture of a one-piece swimsuit woman in a store ad in the newspaper. He affectionately calls her ‘Venus.’ …
Flanders Nickels discovers a new world called ‘The Mythical World.’ And in this Mythical World he meets a beautiful female water fairy dressed in a red, white, and blue stars and stripes gymnastics leotard. Her name is ‘Lisa “Gravel” Watermarsh.’ He is yet lost in his sins; he loves and adores a demoness he thinks to be an angel Collie named ‘The Queen of Heaven.’ Before he would listen to this water sprite’s testimony of Jesus, first he has to repent of this Collie she-devil.