Four born-again believers—Gretchen and her boyfriend Flanders and Destiny and her boyfriend Proffery—fellowship together in an idyllic sand dunes in northern Wisconsin …
How does one get to Heaven?
It is as easy as ‘ABC’: A—Admit. B—Believe. C—Call.
Admit that you are a sinner who cannot save himself. Believe that Jesus died on the cross for you and rose again the third day. Call upon God and ask Him to save your soul. If you do this, you will never have to go to Hell.
It is written, ‘For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.’ Romans 10:13.
To accept this free gift of eternal life, simply pray this following prayer from your heart and mean it:
‘Dear God: I am a sinner. I am sorry for my sins. Forgive me. I believe that Jesus shed His blood and died on the cross for me. And I believe that Jesus rose from the dead three days later. Please become my personal Saviour and give me everlasting life in Heaven. In Jesus’s name I pray. Amen.’”
Flanders Nickels and Jodi DeGroot, the woman he led to salvation last week, are on a rendezvous at Selfridge Park in Ripon, …
Tracy Zephyr, a wicked woman allowed into the countryside paradise called ‘the land,’ killed a believer named ‘Flanders,’ here. She hates Christ …
At an abandoned lone silo in the countryside Flanders Nickels finds pretty Jenny Lourdes come back into his life. He is a …
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Flanders Nickels, a Christian writer, is dating Aphrodite Dea Tea, a nonChristian singer. Proffery Coins, a Christian drawer, is dating Bitsy Shea Windemereshire, a nonChristian woman gymnast. And Regal Sixpence, a Christian soul-winner, is dating Redde Steady Westminster, a non-Christian woman boxer. The saved men are dating unsaved women. This makes the men unequally yoked together with their girlfriends. God disapproves of this. And the Good and holy Lord has to rebuke them to make them live for God as He wills.
Flanders Nickels and his girlfriend in her black one-piece swimsuit, Tracy Barrow Greys, are walking together on the shores of the sea toward his parents’ house. He and Tracy are both saved; but his whole family is yet unsaved. He wishes to tell them about the Saviour one more time today. But a centaur named “Censure” does not want them to hear about Jesus, and this demon centaur seeks to hinder his family’s salvation. And this Censure, with his forehooves, does do the work of the Devil.
Flanders Nickels, a mortal—finds the scepter of Gravel—the Wizard Lady—wash ashore where he is standing. Right after this, the Journeywoman, a mortal woman named ‘Jodi Bar Graph,’ comes up to him and commands him to relinquish this scepter. The Journeywoman was sent by the Wizard Lady to go and find this lost scepter and to bring it back to her. Flanders must decide what the right thing is for him to do with this scepter right now. Yet, even more importantly he must decide what to do about Jesus the Saviour of the world in this life.
“Jenney Penney Halsey, a professional woman gymnast in a long-sleeved patriotic American flag patterned women’s gymnastics leotard, has a boyfriend named Flanders Arckery Nickels, a soldier-for-Christ …
Flanders Nickels, a man with three prayer requests of the Lord, discovers a windmill and a fair naiad named ‘Melody Discourse’ and her clever Shetland Sheepdog …
Flanders Nickels met a girl whom he had used to adore whose name was ‘Jenny Sheltie.’ He was standing on a shore by the river, praying for her soul, and, behold, suddenly the woman was here! And to his great delight, he found out that she had become born again since he had last seen her. But to his chagrin, she confessed to him that she often yelled at God when things went wrong for her. Here on this river shore, God summoned her to come to Him in His Elysian Fields for a visit. She beheld Almighty God on His throne in Heaven, and she repented of her murmurings lock, stock, and barrel.