Four born-again believers—Gretchen and her boyfriend Flanders and Destiny and her boyfriend Proffery—fellowship together in an idyllic sand dunes in northern Wisconsin …
How does one get to Heaven?
It is as easy as ‘ABC’: A—Admit. B—Believe. C—Call.
Admit that you are a sinner who cannot save himself. Believe that Jesus died on the cross for you and rose again the third day. Call upon God and ask Him to save your soul. If you do this, you will never have to go to Hell.
It is written, ‘For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.’ Romans 10:13.
To accept this free gift of eternal life, simply pray this following prayer from your heart and mean it:
‘Dear God: I am a sinner. I am sorry for my sins. Forgive me. I believe that Jesus shed His blood and died on the cross for me. And I believe that Jesus rose from the dead three days later. Please become my personal Saviour and give me everlasting life in Heaven. In Jesus’s name I pray. Amen.’”
Flanders Nickels and Jodi DeGroot, the woman he led to salvation last week, are on a rendezvous at Selfridge Park in Ripon, …
Tracy Zephyr, a wicked woman allowed into the countryside paradise called ‘the land,’ killed a believer named ‘Flanders,’ here. She hates Christ …
At an abandoned lone silo in the countryside Flanders Nickels finds pretty Jenny Lourdes come back into his life. He is a …
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Flanders Nickels, on a walk in his neighborhood, comes upon a true Easter girl. She sings hymns about Easter; she was born on an Easter; she …
Flanders Nickels met a girl whom he had used to adore whose name was ‘Jenny Sheltie.’ He was standing on a shore by the river, praying for her soul, and, behold, suddenly the woman was here! And to his great delight, he found out that she had become born again since he had last seen her. But to his chagrin, she confessed to him that she often yelled at God when things went wrong for her. Here on this river shore, God summoned her to come to Him in His Elysian Fields for a visit. She beheld Almighty God on His throne in Heaven, and she repented of her murmurings lock, stock, and barrel.
Flanders Nickels, a Christian writer, is dating Aphrodite Dea Tea, a nonChristian singer. Proffery Coins, a Christian drawer, is dating Bitsy Shea Windemereshire, a nonChristian woman gymnast. And Regal Sixpence, a Christian soul-winner, is dating Redde Steady Westminster, a non-Christian woman boxer. The saved men are dating unsaved women. This makes the men unequally yoked together with their girlfriends. God disapproves of this. And the Good and holy Lord has to rebuke them to make them live for God as He wills.
Flanders Nickels discovers a new world called ‘The Mythical World.’ And in this Mythical World he meets a beautiful female water fairy dressed in a red, white, and blue stars and stripes gymnastics leotard. Her name is ‘Lisa “Gravel” Watermarsh.’ He is yet lost in his sins; he loves and adores a demoness he thinks to be an angel Collie named ‘The Queen of Heaven.’ Before he would listen to this water sprite’s testimony of Jesus, first he has to repent of this Collie she-devil.
Flanders Nickels and his cheerleader girlfriend Tracy Haley Majesty are born-again De Pere High School sophomores in 1992. He has a pet winged horse named ‘Year.’ She has a pet winged unicorn named ‘Decade.’ He is the famous Griffin Slayer for God. She is the virtuous head varsity football cheerleader. He wields a mace for God, and she shakes a pom pom for God. But their days as boyfriend-and-girlfriend-in-Christ are troubled by sudden gray griffin attacks. And most troubling of all and most evil of all is the knight demon who does send these gray griffins of his to go get Flanders and Tracy.”
The Sophomore Girlfriend—Brindle Staid–and Flanders Nickels have been dating for one year now. Flanders was born again now for one month. But Brindle is still lost. …