“Jodi La Grandeur, living on Derby Lane in a city on the southern coast of Lake Superior, finds a new neighbor moving …
How does one get to Heaven?
It is as easy as ‘ABC’: A—Admit. B—Believe. C—Call.
Admit that you are a sinner who cannot save himself. Believe that Jesus died on the cross for you and rose again the third day. Call upon God and ask Him to save your soul. If you do this, you will never have to go to Hell.
It is written, ‘For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.’ Romans 10:13.
To accept this free gift of eternal life, simply pray this following prayer from your heart and mean it:
‘Dear God: I am a sinner. I am sorry for my sins. Forgive me. I believe that Jesus shed His blood and died on the cross for me. And I believe that Jesus rose from the dead three days later. Please become my personal Saviour and give me everlasting life in Heaven. In Jesus’s name I pray. Amen.’”
Flanders the Righteous, known as the Prophet of De Pere, is challenged by Kyrie the Black, known as the Witch of De …
Heidi Phylum Genus and her boyfriend Flanders Nickels go on a date to far-away Botany Bay, the swimdress capital of the world. …
Flanders and Lisa “Gravel ” Nickels, born-again Christians, and their two she-unicorns, WhiteHouse and CasaBlanca, live in the countryside with a sand …
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Huskey Ambassage, a young Christian woman, desires to find out what Jesus looks like. And the Lord brings her into a beautiful land of dawn. She …
Flaurie Neveu Keyes, a Christian woman, loves the planet Venus and dreams of going there someday. Unfortunately, her love for Venus hinders her walk in Christ. …
Flanders Nickels, a mortal—finds the scepter of Gravel—the Wizard Lady—wash ashore where he is standing. Right after this, the Journeywoman, a mortal woman named ‘Jodi Bar Graph,’ comes up to him and commands him to relinquish this scepter. The Journeywoman was sent by the Wizard Lady to go and find this lost scepter and to bring it back to her. Flanders must decide what the right thing is for him to do with this scepter right now. Yet, even more importantly he must decide what to do about Jesus the Saviour of the world in this life.
Flanders Nickels and his girlfriend Dionysius Derby Drakeshire, both born again and devout in Christ, have somehow lost their first love for prayer. Yes, both of them want to pray, but neither of them can “pray any higher than the ceiling” anymore. The two Christians need to learn from God what is wrong in their walk with Christ in order to get back that good old joy of prayer in their daily life once again.
Flanders Nickels, a man with one-piece swimsuit to give to the first girl who would become his girlfriend, prays for a girl to come into his …
Flanders Nickels, a young man lost in his sins, encounters a pretty young Mardi Gras woman dressed in black. Her name is Virginia Principal, and she …