“Jodi La Grandeur, living on Derby Lane in a city on the southern coast of Lake Superior, finds a new neighbor moving …
How does one get to Heaven?
It is as easy as ‘ABC’: A—Admit. B—Believe. C—Call.
Admit that you are a sinner who cannot save himself. Believe that Jesus died on the cross for you and rose again the third day. Call upon God and ask Him to save your soul. If you do this, you will never have to go to Hell.
It is written, ‘For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.’ Romans 10:13.
To accept this free gift of eternal life, simply pray this following prayer from your heart and mean it:
‘Dear God: I am a sinner. I am sorry for my sins. Forgive me. I believe that Jesus shed His blood and died on the cross for me. And I believe that Jesus rose from the dead three days later. Please become my personal Saviour and give me everlasting life in Heaven. In Jesus’s name I pray. Amen.’”
Flanders the Righteous, known as the Prophet of De Pere, is challenged by Kyrie the Black, known as the Witch of De …
Heidi Phylum Genus and her boyfriend Flanders Nickels go on a date to far-away Botany Bay, the swimdress capital of the world. …
Flanders and Lisa “Gravel ” Nickels, born-again Christians, and their two she-unicorns, WhiteHouse and CasaBlanca, live in the countryside with a sand …
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Miss Distry Reeves has a wooden green bin with two precious possessions inside. One is a box of pencils; the other is a prom gown of …
The Little Grandee Sprite”: “Carol Kretschmer, a born-again believer in tenth grade, first discovers boys as she looks into her high school yearbook. She now wants …
The lonely Christian man Flanders Nickels prays that he can go shopping with a girlfriend and buy her a maillot. Lo, a young woman whom he …
Laurie Nevers, a keeper of seven pet seagulls, has a visit from two witness warriors out knocking on doors. One is Proffery, a young man who …
Lisa ‘Gravel’ Strands, a Five Creeks High School Trident, is a born-again teen-age girl who has just discovered boys. She dresses up in her black and …
Flanders the Odd, a born-again Christian, was expecting a visit from a girl he had been fond of called ‘Jodi the Brown.’ In their years away from each other, at first he had thought her to be a devout Christian; then, later, as a backslidden Christian; but now, as a non-Christian. He had a burden for this pretty cheerleader in brown and white. And when she came, and they chatted, he found that she was bitter at her old church. He preached salvation to her, and she agreed to get right with God with her soul, and she was just about to pray and get saved. Behold, the three main men of her old church suddenly came storming into Flanders’s apartment. He had hidden Jodi the Brown. And the three men trashed his apartment in their wild search for the woman.