Four born-again believers—Gretchen and her boyfriend Flanders and Destiny and her boyfriend Proffery—fellowship together in an idyllic sand dunes in northern Wisconsin …
How does one get to Heaven?
It is as easy as ‘ABC’: A—Admit. B—Believe. C—Call.
Admit that you are a sinner who cannot save himself. Believe that Jesus died on the cross for you and rose again the third day. Call upon God and ask Him to save your soul. If you do this, you will never have to go to Hell.
It is written, ‘For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.’ Romans 10:13.
To accept this free gift of eternal life, simply pray this following prayer from your heart and mean it:
‘Dear God: I am a sinner. I am sorry for my sins. Forgive me. I believe that Jesus shed His blood and died on the cross for me. And I believe that Jesus rose from the dead three days later. Please become my personal Saviour and give me everlasting life in Heaven. In Jesus’s name I pray. Amen.’”
Flanders Nickels and Jodi DeGroot, the woman he led to salvation last week, are on a rendezvous at Selfridge Park in Ripon, …
Tracy Zephyr, a wicked woman allowed into the countryside paradise called ‘the land,’ killed a believer named ‘Flanders,’ here. She hates Christ …
At an abandoned lone silo in the countryside Flanders Nickels finds pretty Jenny Lourdes come back into his life. He is a …
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Flanders Nickels, a mortal—finds the scepter of Gravel—the Wizard Lady—wash ashore where he is standing. Right after this, the Journeywoman, a mortal woman named ‘Jodi Bar Graph,’ comes up to him and commands him to relinquish this scepter. The Journeywoman was sent by the Wizard Lady to go and find this lost scepter and to bring it back to her. Flanders must decide what the right thing is for him to do with this scepter right now. Yet, even more importantly he must decide what to do about Jesus the Saviour of the world in this life.
Flanders Nickels, a man yet lost in his sins, finds out from the Holy Spirit that his Collie dog angel waiting for him in Heaven is …
Flanders the Odd, a born-again Christian, was expecting a visit from a girl he had been fond of called ‘Jodi the Brown.’ In their years away from each other, at first he had thought her to be a devout Christian; then, later, as a backslidden Christian; but now, as a non-Christian. He had a burden for this pretty cheerleader in brown and white. And when she came, and they chatted, he found that she was bitter at her old church. He preached salvation to her, and she agreed to get right with God with her soul, and she was just about to pray and get saved. Behold, the three main men of her old church suddenly came storming into Flanders’s apartment. He had hidden Jodi the Brown. And the three men trashed his apartment in their wild search for the woman.
Huskey Ambassage, a young Christian woman, desires to find out what Jesus looks like. And the Lord brings her into a beautiful land of dawn. She …
Tracy Enterprises, an all-star wrestling lady, has a boyfriend, Flanders Nickels, who wrote a novel about sticks that lived. The girl wrestler is the number one …
Flanders Nickels and his girlfriend in her black one-piece swimsuit, Tracy Barrow Greys, are walking together on the shores of the sea toward his parents’ house. He and Tracy are both saved; but his whole family is yet unsaved. He wishes to tell them about the Saviour one more time today. But a centaur named “Censure” does not want them to hear about Jesus, and this demon centaur seeks to hinder his family’s salvation. And this Censure, with his forehooves, does do the work of the Devil.