Miss Annette Worst, a keeper of three tame coral snake pets, falls upon a crush for Flanders Nickels, the boy at school who will have no girl as girlfriend. Lo, Flanders falls for a crush for her, and, because of that, he now sees himself as a sinner. What if the pretty girl found out? Both are Christians. Can his love for animals bring them together if she shows him her coral snakes?
Flanders the Righteous, known as the Prophet of De Pere, is challenged by Kyrie the Black, known as the Witch of De Pere. She seeks to tempt him to fall into sin and to deny Christ. She makes him go through four tests, all having something to do with ‘traditional prom gowns of the good old days,’ which is his weakness. He calls upon God to help him. She calls upon Satan to help her. Who will win this battle of good vs. evil?
Heidi Phylum Genus and her boyfriend Flanders Nickels go on a date to far-away Botany Bay, the swimdress capital of the world. Heidi is there to buy herself some swimdresses. Flanders is there to look at the swimdress women. Lo, a centaur comes charging upon the beach, grabs a hold of one of the swimdress women on the beach, and carries her away without her will to his centaur den. There is trouble in paradise for Heidi and Flanders. But they find out here that their eternal destiny is hellfire and brimstone as long as they keep saying, “No,” to Jesus, Who wants to become their Saviour. What will they do about Christ?
Flanders and Lisa “Gravel ” Nickels, born-again Christians, and their two she-unicorns, WhiteHouse and CasaBlanca, live in the countryside with a sand dunes in the front yard. Gravel is attired in a black and yellow old-time cheerleader uniform. Lisa’s whole family is lost in their sins; and six she-griffins—demons–want to keep them lost. The four who live in the sand dunes are called of God to be griffin-slayers. Flanders wields in battle a scythe. Gravel wields in battle a sickle. These griffins need to be slain in battle before Gravel can convince her family of their need for Jesus.
Milady Marguerite DeMornay is starting out her new life in the country in Pembine, Wisconsin, with her two big dogs. One dog is her longtime friend “Cask,” a St. Bernard. The other dog is her new friend, “Mass,” a Mastiff. Roaming the countryside, Milady discovers four beautiful little sand dunes in the middle of a field of wilderness. Day by day, Bible verses about the King of the Jews she finds written by a stick in each sand dune. Cask is all for these Scripture verses. But Mass is against these Scripture verses. What will Milady do about the King of the Jews? (more…)
Flanders Nickels, a born-again Christian, prays that God give him a pretty girl in a pretty prom gown for a girlfriend. Meanwhile a born-again Christian lady in a prom gown, also a born-again believer, prays that God bring back into her life prayer meeting to enjoy. Her name is Patricia Whiz Bang—the blonde bombshell. They meet, bond in fellowship, and become boyfriend-and-girlfriend-in-Christ, and their prayers are answered. Behold, another prom dress girl comes along, comely Kyrie Key Kendricks. And this woman comes between Flanders and Patricia. (more…)
Miss Hundred Per Cent is about to get married. And she thinks that the wedding is one hundred percent all about the bride. Hence the comely bridezilla.
Her wedding dress is made of ten different wedding gown fabrics all in one dress. She makes her groom, Flanders Arckery Nickels, to pay for the dress. She makes her best friend, Holly Bough Ivy, to pay for the wedding. And the ceremony must be exactly the way that she planned it out for herself. But her ways catch up with her, and God humbles this bridezilla.
Allyson Alicia Ally, the wedding bride, is going to marry her fiance Proffery. But they are not born again, and they get into many arguments as boyfriend-and-girlfriend. Their best friends, Flaurie Flossey Threepennies and Flanders are both born again, and they, too, are boyfriend-and-girlfriend; but they do not argue and fight with each other. And Flaurie and Flanders pray for the souls of Allyson and Proffery. The wedding bride’s dress has one hundred buttons on the back. And the day of the wedding is drawing near. And the wedding bride and the wedding bridegroom have another big fight before the wedding.