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The woman wrestler, Jennifer Shires, longs to become a professional wrestler who wins.  Her boyfriend Flanders Nickels longs to have the good old Christian hymns come back into his heart.  Both are born again believers.  They pray about it; God answers their prayers; and they come upon a love for the coming rapture of the church so that they might see Jesus in Heaven.

Bonnie Lass and Flanders Nickels are Christian boyfriend-and-girlfriend.  They are riding their horses—Apple Slices and Sugar Cubes—to a place that Flanders knows about and to where he wants to bring her.  Bonnie, the real knockout, wonders what it might be and is in anticipation to find out what it is.  In this story, on their horseback ride there, Flanders teaches Bonnie all about the Baptist church and its seven fundamental Baptist Distinctives.

Flanders Nickels and his girlfriend Cynthia Marguerite Burgher are going piggyback-riding together down the Fox River Trail.  She is a woman in a magenta one-piece swimsuit.  Both are Christians.  They are expecting an answer from God for their prayers for a new happy job to go to, one that will replace the drudge of a job they have now.  God will answer their prayer when they come to the end of the Fox River Trail.  Along the way they have to contend against fairies and elves and dwarfs sent by the Devil.

Flanders the Righteous, known as the Prophet of De Pere, is challenged by Kyrie the Black, known as the Witch of De Pere.  She seeks to tempt him to fall into sin and to deny Christ.  She makes him go through four tests, all having something to do with ‘traditional prom gowns of the good old days,’ which is his weakness.  He calls upon God to help him.  She calls upon Satan to help her.  Who will win this battle of good vs. evil?