Stories

qMiss Heidi H. Highness, the centaur keeper to her pet centaur ‘Centurion,’ is a born-again believer living both for the world and for the Lord.  When she chooses to enjoy the world, she dresses in a provocative black attire and rides her centaur to the county fair to see her boyfriend Proffery and to do wicked things for adults with him.  When she chooses to enjoy fellowship in the Lord, she dresses in her fetching white attire and rides her centaur to the Baptist church to see her boyfriend Flanders and to do good things in the Lord with him.

The swim dress twins, Gretchen and Destiny Lycra, get together for fellowship and good times with their boyfriends Flanders and  Proffery and their boyfriends’ big dogs Fleet and Genre. But the elder swim dress twin has a problem in her walk with Christ—Bible-reading is no longer her favorite thing to do. The younger swim dress twin also comes upon a problem in her Christian walk–she cannot pray the way she used to pray. Their Christian boyfriends promise to help them to get back to God. But two persecutors are making life hard for them—these adversaries being ‘the wolf’s keeper’ and ‘the keeper’s wolf.’

The green lady, Flaurie Lestrille from Venus, emigrates to the Earth.  There she finds a lizard man, Flanders Nickels, an immigrant from Mars.  They become boyfriend-and-girlfriend in a new world for them.  Both are born-again believers, whose walks in Christ are not faithful and true.  She has to learn to stop spending all of her money on too many expensive books.  He has to learn to stop spending all of his money on gold and silver coins.  Their errant ways crash upon them on a shopping trip date to the Deb Store where they together do not have enough money to buy her an elegant green prom gown that matches the color of her complexion.