Stories

Flanders the Righteous, known as the Prophet of De Pere, is challenged by Kyrie the Black, known as the Witch of De Pere.  She seeks to tempt him to fall into sin and to deny Christ.  She makes him go through four tests, all having something to do with ‘traditional prom gowns of the good old days,’ which is his weakness.  He calls upon God to help him.  She calls upon Satan to help her.  Who will win this battle of good vs. evil?

qMiss Heidi H. Highness, the centaur keeper to her pet centaur ‘Centurion,’ is a born-again believer living both for the world and for the Lord.  When she chooses to enjoy the world, she dresses in a provocative black attire and rides her centaur to the county fair to see her boyfriend Proffery and to do wicked things for adults with him.  When she chooses to enjoy fellowship in the Lord, she dresses in her fetching white attire and rides her centaur to the Baptist church to see her boyfriend Flanders and to do good things in the Lord with him.

The swim dress twins, Gretchen and Destiny Lycra, get together for fellowship and good times with their boyfriends Flanders and  Proffery and their boyfriends’ big dogs Fleet and Genre. But the elder swim dress twin has a problem in her walk with Christ—Bible-reading is no longer her favorite thing to do. The younger swim dress twin also comes upon a problem in her Christian walk–she cannot pray the way she used to pray. Their Christian boyfriends promise to help them to get back to God. But two persecutors are making life hard for them—these adversaries being ‘the wolf’s keeper’ and ‘the keeper’s wolf.’