Stories

Queen Dionysius of the East, begotten of a wizard and conceived by a witch, once mighty in magic herself, now lives as a mortal Christian woman. She is now a messenger-from-Heaven, that is, a soul-winner for Christ, She must endeavor hard now to win the soul of Proffery Coins to salvation here in her witnessing room of her castle before twilight comes. But he as a mortal wants instead to become an immortal. Greatly desiring that she make him a magician, he most stubbornly resists her witnessing of Christ. And evening is drawing on to night.

Tracy Treble Clef, and old flame of the secret admirer Flanders, comes back into his life as a prom gown girl in purple acetate. They sit and chat for real at a bench by the river. But a most malevolent former boyfriend of hers, a wild man named ‘Ruckus,’ with a scissors and with a knife, is stalking her. Flanders, himself already saved in the Lord, needs to quickly lead her to Christ before Ruckus finds her here.”

Heidi Hampshire, a born-again Christian, suddenly finds herself on a beautiful countryside road with herself dressed in a blue and white cheerleader uniform with a chenille emblem that reads ‘Bridle.’ She and a griffin angel named ‘Sage’ walk down this countryside road as it gradually gets more and more rural as a road. The girl Bridle comes to remember how she had used to pray for a boyfriend to come into her life. This road is called ‘the Road of Answers to Prayer,’ and under the griffin’s guidance, Bridle must pass five tests from God, entering five visions from God, in order to have her prayer answered..”

Flanders Nickels, a born-again believer, goes to the high school basketball game to see the cheerleaders in the gymnasium.  He discovers two particularly pretty cheerleaders whose names are Grandy Devonshire and Melanie Angeles.  He tells them of a most beautiful woman with whom he used to work whose name he called, ‘Gravel.’  He affectionately called Gravel ‘The Daughter of Aphrodite.’  Behold, after the game, this Gravel comes right here to the gymnasium.  And he has to choose for the rest of his life the Lord’s will for him:  Does God want him to date Gravel, or does God want him to continue writing stories about Gravel instead?

A born-again Christian woman named ‘Coffee,’ loves drinking coffee so much that she makes it a false idol. Her boyfriend-in-the-Lord, a man named ‘Tea,’ comes over for another date of fellowship.  It is up to him to help the brown-eyed girl to learn to love her Saviour more than she does her coffee.

Flanders Nickels discovers a new world called ‘The Mythical World.’  And in this Mythical World he meets a beautiful female water fairy dressed in a red, white, and blue stars and stripes gymnastics leotard.  Her name is ‘Lisa “Gravel” Watermarsh.’  He is yet lost in his sins; he loves and adores a demoness he thinks to be an angel Collie named ‘The Queen of Heaven.’  Before he would listen to this water sprite’s testimony of Jesus, first he has to repent of this Collie she-devil.

Flanders Nickels and his girlfriend in her black one-piece swimsuit, Tracy Barrow Greys, are walking together on the shores of the sea toward his parents’ house.  He and Tracy are both saved; but his whole family is yet unsaved.  He wishes to tell them about the Saviour one more time today.  But a centaur named “Censure” does not want them to hear about Jesus, and this demon centaur seeks to hinder his family’s salvation.  And this Censure, with his forehooves, does do the work of the Devil.

Flanders the Odd, a born-again Christian, was expecting a visit from a girl he had been fond of called ‘Jodi the Brown.’  In their years away from each other, at first he had thought her to be a devout Christian; then, later, as a backslidden Christian; but now, as a non-Christian.  He had a burden for this pretty cheerleader in brown and white. And when she came, and they chatted, he found that she was bitter at her old church.  He preached salvation to her, and she agreed to get right with God with her soul, and she was just about to pray and get saved.  Behold, the three main men of her old church suddenly came storming into Flanders’s apartment.  He had hidden Jodi the Brown.  And the three men trashed his apartment in their wild search for the woman.

Flanders Nickels met a girl whom he had used to adore whose name was ‘Jenny Sheltie.’  He was standing on a shore by the river, praying for her soul, and, behold, suddenly the woman was here!  And to his great delight, he found out that she had become born again since he had last seen her.  But to his chagrin, she confessed to him that she often yelled at God when things went wrong for her.  Here on this river shore, God summoned her to come to Him in His Elysian Fields for a visit.  She beheld Almighty God on His throne in Heaven, and she repented of her murmurings lock, stock, and barrel.

Flanders Nickels met up with a former crush of a cashier named ‘Heidi Hallstrom’ while sitting on a bench outside in Christmas time.  They talked, and he found out that she is now a believer like himself, but that her first love for Christmas carols has grown old in her heart.  She wanted to love to sing carols again like in her good old days earlier as a Christian.  Himself a Christian, he asked her if that might be because of perhaps a sin in her life with Christ.  Along came Holly Hendricks, an old best friend in Heidi’s life.  But Heidi was too afraid to tell Holly about her Saviour.  Behold, Heidi’s sin!  She was always too afraid to witness to others out there.  Will Heidi get right with God?