The Fabled Girls – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy
Gretchen and Varsity—the Fabled Girls—are the famous Christian twin cheerleaders, attired in blue and red, called of God to keep safe the world’s first Old Testament and the world’s first New Testament from the dragons of the Devil, who want to burn them up in dragon fire. They are mighty lady archers who fire enhanced arrows from their bows—one who shoots flaming arrows and one who shoots poisoned (acidic) arrows. Their Christian boyfriends are mighty swordsmen. Flanders, Gretchen’s boyfriend, is the famous “Swordfighter of the Occident.” Proffery, Destiny’s boyfriend, is the famous “Swordfighter of the North.” They also are called to slay dragons for God. So, too, are the pets of these four called to fight dragons with them—a he-unicorn and a she-unicorn and a he-griffin and a she-griffin.