one-piece swimsuit

The lonely Christian man Flanders Nickels prays that he can go shopping with a girlfriend and buy her a maillot.  Lo, a young woman whom he knows from work comes into his life; she is pretty, but she is not a Christian. Her name is ‘Heidi Antron Rooks.’  On their first date, much to his wildest dreams, they go to a department store and she lets him buy her a one-piece swimsuit that is white and is all full of black letters of the alphabet randomly throughout.  Lo, his new maillot girlfriend tests his Christian propriety.  Will he stay true to Christ and Christian values?  Is she going to ruin his testimony as a believer?  What will he do about her lost soul?

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