Botany Bay – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Heidi Phylum Genus and her boyfriend Flanders Nickels go on a date to far-away Botany Bay, the swimdress capital of the world.  Heidi is there to buy herself some swimdresses.  Flanders is there to look at the swimdress women.  Lo, a centaur comes charging upon the beach, grabs a hold of one of the swimdress women on the beach, and carries her away without her will to his centaur den.  There is trouble in paradise for Heidi and Flanders.  But they find out here that their eternal destiny is hellfire and brimstone as long as they keep saying, “No,” to Jesus, Who wants to become their Saviour.  What will they do about Christ?

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The Sylvan Sylph – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Flanders Nickels remembers the girl who got away—a young woman named ‘Heidi H. Hendrickson.’  She was a fairy girl of the woods who was yet lost in her sins, and he was now a born-again believer with a burden now for her lost soul.  Before he had become a born-again Christian, he special ordered a cheerleader’s uniform with her name “HEIDI” upon it to forever remember her by.  But he ended up wearing it upon himself instead.   And he invites the sylvan sylph Heidi over for a first date.  He wants her to see him in this cheerleader uniform and to hear him share the Word of God with her.

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