Botany Bay – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Heidi Phylum Genus and her boyfriend Flanders Nickels go on a date to far-away Botany Bay, the swimdress capital of the world.  Heidi is there to buy herself some swimdresses.  Flanders is there to look at the swimdress women.  Lo, a centaur comes charging upon the beach, grabs a hold of one of the swimdress women on the beach, and carries her away without her will to his centaur den.  There is trouble in paradise for Heidi and Flanders.  But they find out here that their eternal destiny is hellfire and brimstone as long as they keep saying, “No,” to Jesus, Who wants to become their Saviour.  What will they do about Christ?

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The China Doll of a Girl – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Flanders Nickels, a man with a dog, thinks himself happy with Chartres, his pet Saluki.  But suddenly he comes to understand his own mortality.  And, pondering death to come someday, he loses his happiness.  Along comes a China doll of a girl, a pretty Oriental bride. Her name is Xiao Xiu Xiong, and she is a born-again Christian.  She needs to give him hope in Christ.  And he needs to become a believer like herself so that death will not be his end.

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