wedding humor - Flanders Nickels

The Comely Bridezilla – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Miss Hundred Per Cent is about to get married. And she thinks that the wedding is one hundred percent all about the bride. Hence the comely bridezilla.
Her wedding dress is made of ten different wedding gown fabrics all in one dress. She makes her groom, Flanders Arckery Nickels, to pay for the dress. She makes her best friend, Holly Bough Ivy, to pay for the wedding. And the ceremony must be exactly the way that she planned it out for herself. But her ways catch up with her, and God humbles this bridezilla.

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January 9, 2025

My collection of Christian short stories, numbering one hundred in all, I affectionately call ‘My Canon of Horsetails and Cattails.’ And my collection of Christian novels, numbering fifteen in all, I affectionately call ‘My Canon of Griffins and Unicorns.’ And my pen name—Flanders Nickels—I came up with from nowhere some time back in the mid-1980’s. And my writing ministry for God I happily call ‘My Canon Ministry.’ I use only the King James Version Bible. And I am a fundamental Baptist. I hope that you have fun reading for free on this website. And I myself became a born-again believer in Christ in a most wondrous time around Christmas in 1990 in a soul-changing twelve days which I fondly call ‘My Twelve Days of Christmas.’ It is written, ‘”…, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved,…” Acts 16:31.’