Lisa ‘Gravel’ Fantasia—the fox—is a Christian pom pom girl. And she discovers a cheerleader guy crossdresser who lives across the hall from her. She visits him to lead him to salvation, and she finds out about his major crush for a girl named Heidi. And the fox has to convince him to choose Christ as Saviour over his cheerleader uniform his sin of drag.
Huskey Ambassage, a young Christian woman, desires to find out what Jesus looks like. And the Lord brings her into a beautiful land of dawn. She meets Flanders Nickels there, and he tells her that this land is called “The Land of Red Dawn,” a world where the deep red sun never rises nor lowers from the edge of the sky of early morning.. In this world, Flanders’s ministry for God is to keep the lighthouse. And something truly grand is soon to happen here in this Land of Red Dawn. And it has everything to do with the lighthouse.
Flanders Nickels, a born-again Christian, suddenly finds himself in a countryside paradise which calls itself ‘the land.’ He discovers the girl Gravel—the bride of the land—at her home amid the waterfalls in the most utopian place of the land. For his good and for her good and for the land’s good, Gravel must counsel him upon two temptations that are in his life, and he must heed her advice and get right with God about them. One of his temptations is his unsaved girlfriend. And his other temptation is his one-piece swimsuit fetish.
“Miss Mackenzie McKassey,” a prodigal daughter of God, comes back to Flanders Nickels, a mighty man of God, in hopes that he can bring her back to the Lord. In old days they used to be boyfriend-and-girlfriend-in-Christ, and they used to fellowship together in the Lord all the time. But she backslid, and he grew in the Lord; and they had to break up. She is back now, but now she is dressed in a red, white, and blue stars and stripes women’s gymnastics leotard. It was because of this gymnastics leotard that she had backslidden and discovered immorality. Will she choose her leotard or the Lord Jesus on this rendezvous with Flanders?”
The Collie Dog Keeper: “Heidi Cubit Span, a swim dress girl in black, is the Collie dog keeper of seven pet Collies. Her beloved Collie family is comprised of a dad Collie and a mom Collie and five children collies each nine months old. She and her Collies live in the countryside of Pembine, Wisconsin, on Young’s Lake. A Christian fellow named Flanders Nickels has a crush on her, and he wants to lead her to Christ. He has to convince Heidi that it is Jesus—and not seven Collie pets—that can make a young woman like her happy and saved. As he tells her, ‘You cannot get a girl saved until you get her to know that she is lost.’”
“Flanders Nickels, an unbeliever, wonders about the meaning of life; finding no answers he falls into a slough of despond. A cheerleader girl named Tracey Kelsey Talley and her pet Belgian Tervuren, both of whom he had never met, come along. She says that she knows God; she is a believer who says that she knows what the meaning of life is. She answers with Bible verses life’s three questions for Flanders: ‘From where did I come? Why am I here? Where am I going?’ As for the cheerleader girl, Flanders reveals to her the secret of why she cannot seem to get her family saved. And it is all about the dog.”
Tracy Pie Chart, the one-piece swimsuit girlfriend, wears her yellow and red chevron-patterned one-piece swimsuit everyday. Her beloved pet is a golden hind named ‘Demoiselle.’ And the maillot girl, though a good born-again Christian, has unforsaken sin in her life that has brought about into her life a demonic persecutor named ‘The Great Dark Griffin.’ Her boyfriend Flanders Arckery Nickels is also a good born-again believer, and he has a dear pet centaur named ‘Sieur.’ Flanders, also, needs to repent of a certain sin, his sin having brought into his life the demon called ‘The Great Dark Unicorn.’ For Tracy and Flanders, in order to rid themselves of their evil foes, they must first repent of their sins in their Christian walk.
(more…)