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“Miss Mackenzie McKassey,” a prodigal daughter of God, comes back to Flanders Nickels, a mighty man of God, in hopes that he can bring her back to the Lord. In old days they used to be boyfriend-and-girlfriend-in-Christ, and they used to fellowship together in the Lord all the time. But she backslid, and he grew in the Lord; and they had to break up. She is back now, but now she is dressed in a red, white, and blue stars and stripes women’s gymnastics leotard. It was because of this gymnastics leotard that she had backslidden and discovered immorality. Will she choose her leotard or the Lord Jesus on this rendezvous with Flanders?”

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The Collie Dog Keeper:  “Heidi Cubit Span, a swim dress girl in black, is the Collie dog keeper of seven pet Collies. Her beloved Collie family is comprised of a dad Collie and a mom Collie and five children collies each nine months old.  She and her Collies live in the countryside of Pembine, Wisconsin, on Young’s Lake.  A Christian fellow named Flanders Nickels has a crush on her, and he wants to lead her to Christ.  He has to convince Heidi that it is Jesus—and not seven Collie pets—that can make a young woman like her happy and saved.  As he tells her, ‘You cannot get a girl saved until you get her to know that she is lost.’”

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“Flanders Nickels, an unbeliever, wonders about the meaning of life; finding no answers he falls into a slough of despond.  A cheerleader girl named Tracey Kelsey Talley and her pet Belgian Tervuren, both of whom he had never met, come along.  She says that she knows God; she is a believer who says that she knows what the meaning of life is.  She answers with Bible verses life’s three questions for Flanders:  ‘From where did I come?  Why am I here? Where am I going?’  As for the cheerleader girl, Flanders reveals to her the secret of why she cannot seem to get her family saved.  And it is all about the dog.”

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