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The Comely Bridezilla – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Miss Hundred Per Cent is about to get married. And she thinks that the wedding is one hundred percent all about the bride. Hence the comely bridezilla.
Her wedding dress is made of ten different wedding gown fabrics all in one dress. She makes her groom, Flanders Arckery Nickels, to pay for the dress. She makes her best friend, Holly Bough Ivy, to pay for the wedding. And the ceremony must be exactly the way that she planned it out for herself. But her ways catch up with her, and God humbles this bridezilla.

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January 9, 2025

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The Wedding Bride – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Allyson Alicia Ally, the wedding bride, is going to marry her fiance Proffery. But they are not born again, and they get into many arguments as boyfriend-and-girlfriend. Their best friends, Flaurie Flossey Threepennies and Flanders are both born again, and they, too, are boyfriend-and-girlfriend; but they do not argue and fight with each other. And Flaurie and Flanders pray for the souls of Allyson and Proffery. The wedding bride’s dress has one hundred buttons on the back. And the day of the wedding is drawing near. And the wedding bride and the wedding bridegroom have another big fight before the wedding.

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January 6, 2025

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The Maillot Maker – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

The maillot maker, Flanders Nickels, has just finished his work on his masterpiece of a women’s one-piece swimsuit. It is a dazzling Chevron-stripe pattern which is put on with strings and hooks and eyes in the back. Right away a beautiful woman named “Tracey Title Chalkey” comes into his shop. She wants to buy this swimsuit. Flanders is born again. Tracey is lost in her sins. It is up to him to lead her to Christ. But her two little sisters come in, one who likes to push things and one who likes to pull things. And they bring trouble with them into this shop just as Tracey is about to pray and get saved.

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December 31, 2024

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The Centaur Keeper – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

qMiss Heidi H. Highness, the centaur keeper to her pet centaur ‘Centurion,’ is a born-again believer living both for the world and for the Lord. When she chooses to enjoy the world, she dresses in a provocative black attire and rides her centaur to the county fair to see her boyfriend Proffery and to do wicked things for adults with him. When she chooses to enjoy fellowship in the Lord, she dresses in her fetching white attire and rides her centaur to the Baptist church to see her boyfriend Flanders and to do good things in the Lord with him.

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December 23, 2024

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The Swimdress Twins – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

The swim dress twins, Gretchen and Destiny Lycra, get together for fellowship and good times with their boyfriends Flanders and Proffery and their boyfriends’ big dogs Fleet and Genre. But the elder swim dress twin has a problem in her walk with Christ—Bible-reading is no longer her favorite thing to do. The younger swim dress twin also comes upon a problem in her Christian walk–she cannot pray the way she used to pray. Their Christian boyfriends promise to help them to get back to God. But two persecutors are making life hard for them—these adversaries being ‘the wolf’s keeper’ and ‘the keeper’s wolf.’

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December 16, 2024

Read more about the article The Maillot Twins – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

pot with golden coins on the grass, Saint Patrick's Day concept

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The Maillot Twins – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

The Maillot twins are two identical twin sisters who wear their Chevron-patterned one-piece swimsuits on their double dates with their two boyfriends at the creek. Gretchen Maillot wears her black and yellow Chevron maillot. Destiny Maillot wears her black and red Chevron maillot. Their boyfriends—Flanders and Proffery—are themselves also identical twins. Lo, a leprechaun with a bronze pot of gold coins and silver coins comes along and bids them to follow him on a journey to where God would have him to lead them. All four are born-again Christians, but they need to learn what makes Heaven the Paradise that it is.

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December 9, 2024

Read more about the article The Green Lady – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Space Launch System On Launchpad Over Background Of Sunrise. 3D Illustration.

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The Green Lady – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

The green lady, Flaurie Lestrille from Venus, emigrates to the Earth. There she finds a lizard man, Flanders Nickels, an immigrant from Mars. They become boyfriend-and-girlfriend in a new world for them. Both are born-again believers, whose walks in Christ are not faithful and true. She has to learn to stop spending all of her money on too many expensive books. He has to learn to stop spending all of his money on gold and silver coins. Their errant ways crash upon them on a shopping trip date to the Deb Store where they together do not have enough money to buy her an elegant green prom gown that matches the color of her complexion.

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December 2, 2024

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Pulaski Varsity Red Raiders – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Four Pulaski High School students—the star kicker and his cheerleader girlfriend and the star punter and his cheerleader girlfriend—are all born-again believers who have an unanswered prayer and a life dream not yet come true for them. One of them wants the Biblical crown of righteousness. One of them wants the Biblical incorruptible crown. Another of them wants the Biblical crown of rejoicing. And another of them wants the Biblical crown of life. These crowns are meant for giving back to God when one comes home to Heaven someday. But these crowns have to be earned in this life.

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September 14, 2024

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The Women’s One-Piece Swimsuit – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Flaurie Malo Alvers, a country girl becoming a city woman, discovers a women’s one-piece swimsuit in which to jump in and splash around in the waters. But this maillot that starts out to be a wonder to her, goes on to become a fetish to her, then grows on to become an addiction to her, then grows on to become a false idol to her. Her two new pool friends—the born-again believers Flanders and Meghan—seek to lead her to salvation with her in her women’s maillot.

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September 13, 2024

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The Sophomore Girlfriend – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

The Sophomore Girlfriend—Brindle Staid–and Flanders Nickels have been dating for one year now. Flanders was born again now for one month. But Brindle is still lost. They are both tenth-graders at Preble High School. And tonight on a date they are at the varsity football game to see the Preble Hornets play the first game of the year. Their disagreement upon her own need for salvation comes to a head this evening, and they are on the verge of breaking up. And along comes the star quarterback—the most popular boy of high school. And Brindle runs off with him. Flanders prays. And God answers his prayer with a most unusual series of events.

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August 29, 2024

My collection of Christian short stories, numbering one hundred in all, I affectionately call ‘My Canon of Horsetails and Cattails.’ And my collection of Christian novels, numbering fifteen in all, I affectionately call ‘My Canon of Griffins and Unicorns.’ And my pen name—Flanders Nickels—I came up with from nowhere some time back in the mid-1980’s. And my writing ministry for God I happily call ‘My Canon Ministry.’ I use only the King James Version Bible. And I am a fundamental Baptist. I hope that you have fun reading for free on this website. And I myself became a born-again believer in Christ in a most wondrous time around Christmas in 1990 in a soul-changing twelve days which I fondly call ‘My Twelve Days of Christmas.’ It is written, ‘”…, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved,…” Acts 16:31.’