Stories

Miss Kelley Ambergh Greene, the attic lass, shuts herself alone in her attic, because she thinks that the rapture of the believers must take place for her in her attic. Wishing for the rapture was a good thing. However, Kelley Greene has chosen to stop everything else in her life and to be idle in her wait for the Lord to come. She even quits worship in her love for her attic. And she breaks up with her boyfriend Flanders and with her twin brother Proffery. The Lord has to do something to make his attic lass to repent.

The Eighteen-Year-Old Woman”:  “Miss Lassey Mare, the eighteen-year-old woman, leaves the house to get away from the two men talking about Christ to her parents and siblings.  She goes on a walk all night in the light of the full moon, coming upon countrysides and realms of God.  In each place from God she discovers a truth that she needs to know about seeking salvation.  In her moment of decision for the Saviour, the Devil sends trouble her way to keep her from praying for salvation.  But God is watching from Heaven.

Flanders Nickels, a man with one-piece swimsuit to give to the first girl who would become his girlfriend, prays for a girl to come into his life whom he could lead to the Lord.  Behold, a knock on his apartment door.  Lo, a pretty one-piece swimsuit girl who asks him about Christ.  Her name is Amanda Sleek Maillot.  Flanders begins to preach salvation to her.  But her big brother named Bourse comes along and stirs up trouble in Flanders’s efforts to get her saved.

Flanders Nickels, a man who has lost four girlfriends one after another, and is disappointed in life, asks, ‘What is truth?’  God brings him into the life of a Christian pom and dance girl.  Her name is ‘Elysium—the Girl.’   In her beauty of face and form and attire, she becomes his ‘Elysian Girl.’ And she tells him, ‘Jesus is truth.’   And she needs to lead him to the Saviour for the good of his life here and of his life to come.

Flaurie Neveu Keyes, a Christian woman, loves the planet Venus and dreams of going there someday.

Unfortunately, her love for Venus hinders her walk in Christ.  Flanders Nickels, A Christian guy himself, is a neighbor who is a stranger and to whom Flaurie is a stranger.  He loves his menagerie of solid-colored maillots, and he dreams of having a girlfriend someday who will put these on for him.  However, his one-piece swimsuit fetish gets in the way of his worship of God.  Boy meets girl; one thing leads to another; and God gets them both right in the Lord.

Surreal the Gal and Flanders the Guy are boyfriend-and-girlfriend-in-Christ.  Both are new converts and still carnal in their walk with Christ.  God told Surreal to give out tracts.  But she got punched by a giantess of a woman when she tried to give her a salvation tract, and she refused to give out any more tracts for God after that.  God told Flanders to slay dragons.  But Flanders slew a wyvern instead and was remorseful at having killed.  And he told God that he would never slay a dragon as he had the wyvern.  The Lord has to chasten them for their disobedience.  Will they submit to the will of God after they lost their blessings?