Stories

Miss Threenus Oughkeepsie, a true hermit woman with a devoted pet wyvern, never leaves her yard of one big meadow of field grass.  She comes to want a boyfriend -in-the-Lord to share Christ with in her Christian life.  And her Wyvern, named ‘League,’ tells her that she won’t find a manfriend if she stays home all the time and never dares to leave her yard.  Threenus is afraid to go on a journey.  But she wants to find companionship with a guy out there somewhere.  And she, for her first time, dares to step across the countryside road ‘North Drive.’  Along comes Flanders Nickels, riding his white unicorn.  And the prayer-answering God works in her life from there.

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Flaurie, having come from a lone island of isolation, comes to the United States with her new boyfriend Halberder.  They plan on getting married.  The first wondrous thing that this woman discovers in the United States is the traditional high school cheerleader.  In a unique fetish, Flaurie covets a cheerleader uniform so much that it gets in the way of her walk with Christ, herself being a new convert to Christianity.  And the betrothal is at risk because of her backsliding. (more…)

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Tracy Ventures, a girl boxer, longs to find out what it is like to get knocked out.  But she has never been defeated in the ring.  A new fan of hers, the born-again believer Flanders Nickels, has her over for a date.  And he sees her need for Jesus, herself lost in her sins.  What will the girl boxer do about the Saviour that Flanders tells her about?

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Lisa Wiles Frameworthy,  also known as ‘Gravel,’  a young lady in a red prom gown of acetate, finds that she can no longer find the inspiration to write her short stories for God anymore.  As a believer, she used to write Christian stories about her man character named “Proffery,” who was to her a dream man.   But now her writing muse has left her.  And she finds loneliness in her walk with Christ.  A real man named “Flanders,” comes up to visit her from the apartment below, and he is a Christian as she is. And God needs him to bring back her writing to her worship life.

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Bretoney Reynes, a cheerleader in blue and gold, has come off of a week of seeking the true God.  In these most enlightening seven days of her life, she has come upon reconsidering her life with an old love, and she has come upon considering a new life with Jesus now, instead.  This was what she called, “My  First Week of Seven Days.”  A cute Christian guy, Flanders Nickels, comes into her life, and it is up to him to bring her all the way to Jesus, to get her to become a born-again Christian.

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Flanders Nickels, a man with three prayer requests of the Lord, discovers a windmill and a fair naiad named ‘Melody Discourse’ and her clever Shetland Sheepdog ‘Rutter.’  The winds of the Holy Spirit of God fill the inside of this windmill with the glory of God.  And God wills the naiad and her Sheltie dog to help Flanders find God’s answers to his three prayers.  And it all happens in her windmill.

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Heidi Breed –the Christian ‘mythological girl ‘–and her Christian boyfriend Flanders Nickels take upon a journey across a one-mile long footbridge  over a great wide river, upon which they shall be tested by God.  If they pass all of the tests on this bridge, then their special prayer request for themselves will come true.  Flanders wields a sword called the ‘StraightSaber,’ which was wrought by God, and with this sword he will do wonders on this pilgrimage

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Craby Gripes, a cheerleader in maroon and  white, is always crabby and does always gripe.  She is a sourpuss of fifteen years of age.  And she does not like pom pom girls.  And her first date in high school is with a boy mighty in Christ.  He convinces her of her need for the Lord.  And in his dining room, she is just about to get saved from her sins with a prayer, when the Devil sends trouble to the house.  And as she is supposed to be praying for salvation, another cheerleader in maroon and a pom pom girl in maroon are having a catfight in the living room behind closed doors.

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