Flanders Nickels and his girlfriend Dionysius Derby Drakeshire, both born again and devout in Christ, have somehow lost their first love for prayer. Yes, both of them want to pray, but neither of them can “pray any higher than the ceiling” anymore. The two Christians need to learn from God what is wrong in their walk with Christ in order to get back that good old joy of prayer in their daily life once again.
The love of Flanders’s life—Lisa ‘Gravel’ Tresses—in her Sears one-piece swimsuit—is on a date with him one day, when she says to him ‘God is taking me home.’ And he must live the rest of his Christian life without her. Not wanting to lose her, he even wants to die with her so they can go to Heaven together. Behold, a tornado comes to town, this being God’s means of death for the Christian woman. And Flanders refuses to leave the woman’s side as the tornado draws nearer.
Flanders Nickels, a mortal—finds the scepter of Gravel—the Wizard Lady—wash ashore where he is standing. Right after this, the Journeywoman, a mortal woman named ‘Jodi Bar Graph,’ comes up to him and commands him to relinquish this scepter. The Journeywoman was sent by the Wizard Lady to go and find this lost scepter and to bring it back to her. Flanders must decide what the right thing is for him to do with this scepter right now. Yet, even more importantly he must decide what to do about Jesus the Saviour of the world in this life.
Flanders Nickels, a born-again Christian, loses a dear brother in the Lord, but he does not feel grief in his heart over this good friend’s death. And he feels guilt over this, and he feels like a kind of monster with a hard heart. Behold, God sends Flanders to a realm called ‘The Land of Red Dusk.’ truly a world where the sun is always setting. Here he meets a beautiful woman gymnast named ‘Jenny Sentry.’ She must teach this believer how to love with his heart.
Queen Dionysius of the East, begotten of a wizard and conceived by a witch, once mighty in magic herself, now lives as a mortal Christian woman. She is now a messenger-from-Heaven, that is, a soul-winner for Christ, She must endeavor hard now to win the soul of Proffery Coins to salvation here in her witnessing room of her castle before twilight comes. But he as a mortal wants instead to become an immortal. Greatly desiring that she make him a magician, he most stubbornly resists her witnessing of Christ. And evening is drawing on to night.
Tracy Treble Clef, and old flame of the secret admirer Flanders, comes back into his life as a prom gown girl in purple acetate. They sit and chat for real at a bench by the river. But a most malevolent former boyfriend of hers, a wild man named ‘Ruckus,’ with a scissors and with a knife, is stalking her. Flanders, himself already saved in the Lord, needs to quickly lead her to Christ before Ruckus finds her here.”
Heidi Hampshire, a born-again Christian, suddenly finds herself on a beautiful countryside road with herself dressed in a blue and white cheerleader uniform with a chenille emblem that reads ‘Bridle.’ She and a griffin angel named ‘Sage’ walk down this countryside road as it gradually gets more and more rural as a road. The girl Bridle comes to remember how she had used to pray for a boyfriend to come into her life. This road is called ‘the Road of Answers to Prayer,’ and under the griffin’s guidance, Bridle must pass five tests from God, entering five visions from God, in order to have her prayer answered..”
Flanders Nickels, a born-again believer, goes to the high school basketball game to see the cheerleaders in the gymnasium. He discovers two particularly pretty cheerleaders whose names are Grandy Devonshire and Melanie Angeles. He tells them of a most beautiful woman with whom he used to work whose name he called, ‘Gravel.’ He affectionately called Gravel ‘The Daughter of Aphrodite.’ Behold, after the game, this Gravel comes right here to the gymnasium. And he has to choose for the rest of his life the Lord’s will for him: Does God want him to date Gravel, or does God want him to continue writing stories about Gravel instead?
A born-again Christian woman named ‘Coffee,’ loves drinking coffee so much that she makes it a false idol. Her boyfriend-in-the-Lord, a man named ‘Tea,’ comes over for another date of fellowship. It is up to him to help the brown-eyed girl to learn to love her Saviour more than she does her coffee.
Flanders Nickels discovers a new world called ‘The Mythical World.’ And in this Mythical World he meets a beautiful female water fairy dressed in a red, white, and blue stars and stripes gymnastics leotard. Her name is ‘Lisa “Gravel” Watermarsh.’ He is yet lost in his sins; he loves and adores a demoness he thinks to be an angel Collie named ‘The Queen of Heaven.’ Before he would listen to this water sprite’s testimony of Jesus, first he has to repent of this Collie she-devil.