Christian relationships - Flanders Nickels

The Blonde Bombshell – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Flanders Nickels, a born-again Christian, prays that God give him a pretty girl in a pretty prom gown for a girlfriend. Meanwhile a born-again Christian lady in a prom gown, also a born-again believer, prays that God bring back into her life prayer meeting to enjoy. Her name is Patricia Whiz Bang—the blonde bombshell. They meet, bond in fellowship, and become boyfriend-and-girlfriend-in-Christ, and their prayers are answered. Behold, another prom dress girl comes along, comely Kyrie Key Kendricks. And this woman comes between Flanders and Patricia. (more…)

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January 14, 2025

Stories

The Wedding Bride – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Allyson Alicia Ally, the wedding bride, is going to marry her fiance Proffery. But they are not born again, and they get into many arguments as boyfriend-and-girlfriend. Their best friends, Flaurie Flossey Threepennies and Flanders are both born again, and they, too, are boyfriend-and-girlfriend; but they do not argue and fight with each other. And Flaurie and Flanders pray for the souls of Allyson and Proffery. The wedding bride’s dress has one hundred buttons on the back. And the day of the wedding is drawing near. And the wedding bride and the wedding bridegroom have another big fight before the wedding.

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January 6, 2025

My collection of Christian short stories, numbering one hundred in all, I affectionately call ‘My Canon of Horsetails and Cattails.’ And my collection of Christian novels, numbering fifteen in all, I affectionately call ‘My Canon of Griffins and Unicorns.’ And my pen name—Flanders Nickels—I came up with from nowhere some time back in the mid-1980’s. And my writing ministry for God I happily call ‘My Canon Ministry.’ I use only the King James Version Bible. And I am a fundamental Baptist. I hope that you have fun reading for free on this website. And I myself became a born-again believer in Christ in a most wondrous time around Christmas in 1990 in a soul-changing twelve days which I fondly call ‘My Twelve Days of Christmas.’ It is written, ‘”…, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved,…” Acts 16:31.’