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The Forrest Cheerleaders – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Stacey and Jaycee, identical twin sisters, are the Forrest Cheerleaders. Stacey Forrest dresses in a red cheerleader uniform, and Jaycee Forrest dresses in a yellow cheerleader uniform. They are both born-again Christians. But their boyfriends, Flanders and Proffery, are not born-again believers. Flanders’s answer to life is lots of dogs. Proffery’s answer to life is lots of money. The Forrest cheerleaders’ answer to life is the Lord Jesus. And trouble comes among the four because of this.

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January 24, 2025

Stories

The Wedding Bride – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Allyson Alicia Ally, the wedding bride, is going to marry her fiance Proffery. But they are not born again, and they get into many arguments as boyfriend-and-girlfriend. Their best friends, Flaurie Flossey Threepennies and Flanders are both born again, and they, too, are boyfriend-and-girlfriend; but they do not argue and fight with each other. And Flaurie and Flanders pray for the souls of Allyson and Proffery. The wedding bride’s dress has one hundred buttons on the back. And the day of the wedding is drawing near. And the wedding bride and the wedding bridegroom have another big fight before the wedding.

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January 6, 2025

Stories

The Women’s One-Piece Swimsuit – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Flaurie Malo Alvers, a country girl becoming a city woman, discovers a women’s one-piece swimsuit in which to jump in and splash around in the waters. But this maillot that starts out to be a wonder to her, goes on to become a fetish to her, then grows on to become an addiction to her, then grows on to become a false idol to her. Her two new pool friends—the born-again believers Flanders and Meghan—seek to lead her to salvation with her in her women’s maillot.

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September 13, 2024

Stories

The Seagull Keeper – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Laurie Nevers, a keeper of seven pet seagulls, has a visit from two witness warriors out knocking on doors. One is Proffery, a young man who falls into flirt with her as he tells her about Jesus. The other is Flanders, a young man whose focus stays on Christ as he tells her about God. The three get together in the aviary, a red barn specially designed for seagulls. And the devil and the Lord fight over her soul there among the seagulls in this aviary.

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August 3, 2024

Novels

The Betrothed – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

The Betrothed and her husband live in the famous Antediluvian Castle in the countryside of northern Wisconsin. Her name is ‘Flaurie,’ and all the world call her ‘the daughter of God.’ And his name is ‘Flanders,’ and all the world call him ‘the son of God.’ They are regarded as the uttermost preeminent woman and man of all Christianity. Flaurie, with her pistol, and Flanders, with his Gilded Saber, are called of God to be griffin-slayers. The wicked griffins are at war against all Christians on and off the battlefields. But a dream girl named ‘Carol Bree Dale,’ is coming for Flanders, and her mystique in Flanders’s life is coming between him and his Betrothed.

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July 4, 2024

My collection of Christian short stories, numbering one hundred in all, I affectionately call ‘My Canon of Horsetails and Cattails.’ And my collection of Christian novels, numbering fifteen in all, I affectionately call ‘My Canon of Griffins and Unicorns.’ And my pen name—Flanders Nickels—I came up with from nowhere some time back in the mid-1980’s. And my writing ministry for God I happily call ‘My Canon Ministry.’ I use only the King James Version Bible. And I am a fundamental Baptist. I hope that you have fun reading for free on this website. And I myself became a born-again believer in Christ in a most wondrous time around Christmas in 1990 in a soul-changing twelve days which I fondly call ‘My Twelve Days of Christmas.’ It is written, ‘”…, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved,…” Acts 16:31.’