Botany Bay – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Heidi Phylum Genus and her boyfriend Flanders Nickels go on a date to far-away Botany Bay, the swimdress capital of the world.  Heidi is there to buy herself some swimdresses.  Flanders is there to look at the swimdress women.  Lo, a centaur comes charging upon the beach, grabs a hold of one of the swimdress women on the beach, and carries her away without her will to his centaur den.  There is trouble in paradise for Heidi and Flanders.  But they find out here that their eternal destiny is hellfire and brimstone as long as they keep saying, “No,” to Jesus, Who wants to become their Saviour.  What will they do about Christ?

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The Seagull Keeper – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Laurie Nevers, a keeper of seven pet seagulls, has a visit from two witness warriors out knocking on doors.  One is Proffery, a young man who falls into flirt with her as he tells her about Jesus.  The other is Flanders, a young man whose focus stays on Christ as he tells her about God.   The three get together in the aviary, a red barn specially designed for seagulls.  And the devil and the Lord fight over her soul there among the seagulls in this aviary.

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