The Swimdress Twins – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy
Gretchen and Varsity—the Fabled Girls—are the famous Christian twin cheerleaders, attired in blue and red, called of God to keep safe the world’s first Old Testament and the world’s first New Testament from the dragons of the Devil, who want to burn them up in dragon fire. They are mighty lady archers who fire enhanced arrows from their bows—one who shoots flaming arrows and one who shoots poisoned (acidic) arrows. Their Christian boyfriends are mighty swordsmen. Flanders, Gretchen’s boyfriend, is the famous “Swordfighter of the Occident.” Proffery, Destiny’s boyfriend, is the famous “Swordfighter of the North.” They also are called to slay dragons for God. So, too, are the pets of these four called to fight dragons with them—a he-unicorn and a she-unicorn and a he-griffin and a she-griffin.
Four Pulaski High School students—the star kicker and his cheerleader girlfriend and the star punter and his cheerleader girlfriend—are all born-again believers who have an unanswered prayer and a life dream not yet come true for them. One of them wants the Biblical crown of righteousness. One of them wants the Biblical incorruptible crown. Another of them wants the Biblical crown of rejoicing. And another of them wants the Biblical crown of life. These crowns are meant for giving back to God when one comes home to Heaven someday. But these crowns have to be earned in this life.
Flaurie Malo Alvers, a country girl becoming a city woman, discovers a women’s one-piece swimsuit in which to jump in and splash around in the waters. But this maillot that starts out to be a wonder to her, goes on to become a fetish to her, then grows on to become an addiction to her, then grows on to become a false idol to her. Her two new pool friends—the born-again believers Flanders and Meghan—seek to lead her to salvation with her in her women’s maillot.
The Sophomore Girlfriend—Brindle Staid–and Flanders Nickels have been dating for one year now. Flanders was born again now for one month. But Brindle is still lost. They are both tenth-graders at Preble High School. And tonight on a date they are at the varsity football game to see the Preble Hornets play the first game of the year. Their disagreement upon her own need for salvation comes to a head this evening, and they are on the verge of breaking up. And along comes the star quarterback—the most popular boy of high school. And Brindle runs off with him. Flanders prays. And God answers his prayer with a most unusual series of events.
Flanders Nickels, on a walk in his neighborhood, comes upon a true Easter girl. She sings hymns about Easter; she was born on an Easter; she was born again on an Easter; she loves the Easter miracle, and tomorrow was Easter. Her name is ‘Heidi Nay Brede,’ and she is a Christian, and her first love in her worship life is commemorating the resurrection of the Lord Jesus Christ. God needs her to tell Flanders Nickels about what Easter is really all about and to lead him to Christ as his personal Saviour. (more…)
Flanders Nickels, a young man lost in his sins, encounters a pretty young Mardi Gras woman dressed in black. Her name is Virginia Principal, and she is on her way to Legion Park here in De Pere just down the road to celebrate a costume party with her Baptist church. Having a burden for souls, this Mardi Gras woman, a born-again Christian, seeks to win Flanders’s soul for Christ. Behold, his five ex-girlfriends come storming in for revenge upon him for having cheated on all of them some time ago. (more…)
The two-piece swimsuit girlfriend and her boyfriend are on a date at Bay Beach Amusement Park in Green Bay near the bay. Her name is Louisiana Lasser, and his name is Flanders Nickels. They are both born-again Christians with all kinds of ideas about what Heaven will be like, but not the right one. They both need to see Heaven as the Paradise where Jesus is in His Person. Will Christ make their hearts right with Him? (more…)