The Angel of Xanadu – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Flanders and Lisa “Gravel ” Nickels, born-again Christians,  and their two she-unicorns, WhiteHouse and CasaBlanca, live in the countryside with a sand dunes in the front yard.  Gravel is attired in a black and yellow old-time cheerleader uniform.  Lisa’s whole family is lost in their sins; and six she-griffins—demons–want to keep them lost.  The four who live in the sand dunes are called of God to be griffin-slayers. Flanders wields in battle a scythe.  Gravel wields in battle a sickle.  These griffins need to be slain in battle before Gravel can convince her family of their need for Jesus.

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The Fabled Girls – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Gretchen and Varsity—the Fabled Girls—are the famous Christian twin cheerleaders, attired in blue and red, called of God to keep safe the world’s first Old Testament and the world’s first New Testament from the dragons of the Devil, who want to burn them up in dragon fire.  They are mighty lady archers who fire enhanced arrows from their bows—one who shoots flaming arrows and one who shoots poisoned (acidic) arrows.  Their Christian boyfriends are mighty swordsmen.  Flanders, Gretchen’s boyfriend, is the famous “Swordfighter of the Occident.”  Proffery, Destiny’s boyfriend, is the famous “Swordfighter of the North.”  They also are called to slay dragons for God.  So, too, are the pets of these four called to fight dragons with them—a he-unicorn and a she-unicorn and a he-griffin and a she-griffin.

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The Betrothed – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

The Betrothed and her husband live in the famous Antediluvian Castle in the countryside of northern Wisconsin.  Her name is ‘Flaurie,’ and all the world call her ‘the daughter of God.’  And his name is ‘Flanders,’ and all the world call him ‘the son of God.’  They are regarded as the uttermost preeminent woman and man of all Christianity.  Flaurie, with her pistol, and Flanders, with his Gilded Saber, are called of God to be griffin-slayers.  The wicked griffins are at war against all Christians on and off the battlefields.   But a dream girl named ‘Carol Bree Dale,’ is coming for Flanders, and her mystique in Flanders’s life is coming between him and his Betrothed.

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The Daughters of Aphrodite – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

The Daughters of Aphrodite—Gravel, Gretchen, Grandy, Grey, and Greeare called of God to protect The Tome of Hymns, the world’s last hymnbook.  They must keep safe this last hymnal from the griffins, the demons,  who want to burn it up with fire from their beaks.  Beelzebubthe griffin of griffinswants to take hymns out of this Earth.​  To share in this ministry of the five Daughters of Aphrodite, their five unicorns and their five warrior boyfriends must take on these griffins in great battle between good and evil.   And the final battle between good and evil takes place in the Palatial Palacethe home of Aphrodite and her daughters.

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The Griffin Keepers – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Lexy Nix Nix, a Christian and a griffin mistress and a lady archer, dresses up every day in her special harem girl outfit.  She has a pet griffin called ‘Cyclone.’

And her ministry for God is to slay the Black Mare Unicorn, a demon called ‘Evening,’ who persecutes her.  In her prayers, she petitions God to give her a Christian boyfriend.  She and Cyclone live in America, at the southern shores of the Sea of the North, a vast body of water between the United States and Canada and just west of the Great Lakes.  Meanwhile, on the northern shores of this Sea of the North, in Canada, lives Flanders Nickels, a Christian and a griffin keeper and an inventor and the world’s only rifleman.  He invented a rifle in these days of swords and spears and bows and arrows.  He is a master to his pet griffin called ‘Tornado.’  His ministry for God is to slay his foe the Black Stallion Unicorn, a demon called ‘Night.’  He prays everyday for a Christian girlfriend to come into his life.

God answers prayer, and girl meets boy.

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The Fabled Times – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Identical twin sisters—Gretchen and Destiny Fables—and their boyfriends—Flanders and Proffery– live in four cabins along the perimeter of a paradise of sand dunes called ‘The Good Havens.’  And the four are born-again believers who go to the last good church in the Midwest of America—Second Advent Baptist Church.  Lo, an evil unicorn comes along who threatens to wreck these sand dunes; he is the Baneful Unicorn.  Lo, an evil griffin also comes along who threatens to raze the good Baptist church; he is the Baleful Griffin.    Flanders, with his saber, and Proffery, with his crossbow, must take on these two evil demons in battle.

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The Beguiler Girl – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

“Jenney Penney Halsey, a professional woman gymnast in a long-sleeved patriotic American flag patterned women’s gymnastics leotard, has a boyfriend named Flanders Arckery Nickels, a soldier-for-Christ with his Bronze Bow and Brass Arrows and Deerhide Quiver.  Both are most spiritual and faithful born-again Christians living for God.  Jenney’s friend Tracey, a woman boxer,  needs Christ in her life.  And Tracey’s boyfriend Proffery , an all-star wrestler, also needs Christ in his life.  Flanders, because he sought to win souls of any who would listen, offended a unicorn and a griffin and a dragon, who each come after him to do battle with him.”

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The Song of Guinevere – Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Lady Jenny Joy Jubilee and Sir Flanders Arckery Nickels, the world’s only two born-again Christians in the world of the tribulation, wish for a companion in their lives.    Lady Jennifer is a woman of De Pere, Wisconsin.

Sir Flanders is the illustrious Griffin Keeper of the Fifty-First State, a paradise in Upper Michigan.  The ministry of the Griffin Keeper and his twelve griffins is to slay in battle the dread four unicornmen and their four unicorns of the apocalypse.  And the born-again believer Flanders wields the famous LongSpear created by God for this mission.

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The One-Piece Swimsuit Girlfriend By Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Tracy Pie Chart, the one-piece swimsuit girlfriend, wears her yellow and red chevron-patterned one-piece swimsuit everyday.  Her beloved pet is a golden hind named ‘Demoiselle.’  And the maillot girl, though a good born-again Christian, has unforsaken sin in her life that has brought about into her life a demonic persecutor named ‘The Great Dark Griffin.’  Her boyfriend Flanders Arckery Nickels is also a good born-again believer, and he has a dear pet centaur named ‘Sieur.’  Flanders, also, needs to repent of a certain sin, his sin having brought into his life the demon called ‘The Great Dark Unicorn.’  For Tracy and Flanders, in order to rid themselves of their evil foes, they must first repent of their sins in their Christian walk.
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THE CHEERLEADER GIRLFRIEND By Mr. Morgan P. McCarthy

Flanders Nickels and his cheerleader girlfriend Tracy Haley Majesty are born-again De Pere High School sophomores in 1992. He has a pet winged horse named ‘Year.’ She has a pet winged unicorn named ‘Decade.’ He is the famous Griffin Slayer for God. She is the virtuous head varsity football cheerleader. He wields a mace for God, and she shakes a pom pom for God. But their days as boyfriend-and-girlfriend-in-Christ are troubled by sudden gray griffin attacks. And most troubling of all and most evil of all is the knight demon who does send these gray griffins of his to go get Flanders and Tracy.”

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